Friday, August 29, 2008

high in the sky

Back home.

Toronto home, home part 2.

Felt just fine when I was in Winnipeg, but now I'm back in slump mode.

slump slump pity party.

I think airlines should have a brochure for first time fliers; "the etiquette of flying". This handy little booklet would include such pearls of wisdom as;

before getting on the plane, ensure that your breath does not smell like tomato juice.
if you sweat a lot, bring a small towel and do your best not to touch the person beside you.
no you can not put your feet up on the back of the person in front of you's chair.
please talk with your inside voice.
The person beside you paid for their seat just like you did, at least TRY to not move into their space.
if you want to look out of the window and you are not in the window seat, limit your glances so as not to not totally creep out the person in the window seat.
BRING SOMETHING TO DO.
remember! you're not the only person here!

etc...

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